It's great to be a coffee addict...

Coffee drinkers.
Well more like the coffee addicted people. Who could have known that the slimplest drink ever could be a powerful addictive thing ? When I was told it was so, I realised that I was one of these coffee addicted people.
Well, this is quite simple because we know when we're addicted and this is simply amazing.

Really, It's great to be a coffee addict

There are so many ways to know if you drink too much coffee. How I knew ?
When I started to panick at the idea of not having any coins in my wallet for the coffee machine of the university : 8 AM in front of the classes, already 4 coffee drinken, and a bit on the nerves...
Really being a coffee addicted makes you realise that these tiny coins are just things to be blessed every morning, in fact more than eating anything. How to prove it ?
The monstrous queue in front of Starbucks at 7.45 AM of stressed, in hurry employees shouting at the first in line who cannot choose between an Americano, a Caramel Macchiato or a simple Caffe Latte.
At this precise moment, choosing which coffee you want is like taking the biggest decision of your life, it's like you’re passing an exam with yourself : "Gosh, what if it's not the one I want ?".

Ah, yeah. Choices. Choices & prices, of course. For coffee addicts, Starbucks is the best place on earth. Spending an hour in there, it's the bahamas for certain people. A meeting with colleagues, a dating place, a serious conversation with the wife, any excuses are good for the coffee addict to ask the simple but so overwhelming question :

A cup of coffee ?

And with all the choices, it's like being a kid in a candy store : light, dark, decaf... The coffee addict knows the perfect combination of the perfect coffee and can shout it more easily and fluently than the exact date of his kids's birthdays. Of course, the coffee addict doesn't mind the - oh my god, so high ! - prices of this place, because let's face it :

"the coffee machine at home just makes cat's pee..."

The coffee addict doesn't care about the bad aspects of coffee - yes, there are bad aspects. And yes because the scientists say so - it must be true then...
Let's just say that the coffee addicts has nerves problems..the coffee addict's nervous twitch can register on the Richter scale. No, I'm not exaggerating ! He doesn't mind to sleep only 2 or 3 hours per night, because you know, he loves the idea of waking up to a good cup of coffee so much he cannot hold still in bed...
Sleep you say ? Oh that. The coffee addict doesn't need it because coffee has the super power to keep you awake until he sees stars everywhere - in day time.
The hands tremble slightly but it must be from the stress...

Of being on vacation ? Weird.

The yellow teeth just gives character to the coffee addict. Why the smokers should be the only one to have yellow teeth, seriously ? And let's be honnest, grinding coffee beans in his mouth is absolutly not the reason of it...

Not to put a label on people or anything, but the coffee addicts are just the greatest.
Come to think of it.. I'm just feeling so proud to say that I belong to this category. When asked "coffee or tea ?" - I get this tiny piece of excitment and pride when I answer

" Coffee, of course ! Tea is for sissies...".

If George Clooney doesn't seem to see anything else to drink, I don't see why I would...